Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty.
A small sample of "problems solved":
. Internet Dates are fatter than they appear
. Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M)
. Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man)
. First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver)
. Shocking Weight Gain
. Excessive PDA
. Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function
. Happy Step-Mother's Day
. Your Mom's a Milf
. Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom
. Christmas for Agnostics
. Undeserved Promotions
. Under-Age Sex
. For My Stalker
. Bad Wedding Gifts
. Get Well Soon (STD's)
. Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father
. Mistook you for the help
. I slept with your husband
. Ugly Babies
Created and Written by Michael Griffin
